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I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing

I will get dressed before noon.

I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.]]> computer joke Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:14:57 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/computer-joke-f25/12-step-recovery-program-for-web-addicts-t45.htm#46 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/computer-joke-f25/12-step-recovery-program-for-web-addicts-t45.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/computer-joke-f25/12-days-of-helpdesk-t44.htm Admin On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to me A problem with E.T. On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to me Two VendaCards and a problem with E.T. On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to me Three dead disks, Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T. On the fourth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the fifth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four ... computer joke Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:13:26 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/computer-joke-f25/12-days-of-helpdesk-t44.htm#45 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/computer-joke-f25/12-days-of-helpdesk-t44.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/computer-joke-f25/the-12-bugs-of-christmas-t43.htm Admin For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See ... computer joke Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:12:10 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/computer-joke-f25/the-12-bugs-of-christmas-t43.htm#44 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/computer-joke-f25/the-12-bugs-of-christmas-t43.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/creation-of-a-pussy-t27.htm Admin Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:42:58 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/creation-of-a-pussy-t27.htm#27 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/creation-of-a-pussy-t27.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t42.htm Admin A bloke gets a job at the local zoo and on his first day he goes to the head keeper and asks what he wants him to do. The head keeper tells him to clean out the tropical fish tank. So he is busy scrubbing the sides of the tank with all the brightly coloured tropical fish darting about, when a great big monstrous fish swims up and bites his hand. He tries to shake it off but it won't let go and in desperation he starts to hammer the creature against the side of the tank. Eventually ... animal jokes Sun, 18 May 2008 09:42:37 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t42.htm#42 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t42.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t41.htm Admin A bloke gets a job at the local zoo and on his first day he goes to the head keeper and asks what he wants him to do. The head keeper tells him to clean out the tropical fish tank. So he is busy scrubbing the sides of the tank with all the brightly coloured tropical fish darting about, when a great big monstrous fish swims up and bites his hand. He tries to shake it off but it won't let go and in desperation he starts to hammer the creature against the side of the tank. Eventually ... animal jokes Sun, 18 May 2008 09:42:30 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t41.htm#41 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t41.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t40.htm Admin A bloke gets a job at the local zoo and on his first day he goes to the head keeper and asks what he wants him to do. The head keeper tells him to clean out the tropical fish tank. So he is busy scrubbing the sides of the tank with all the brightly coloured tropical fish darting about, when a great big monstrous fish swims up and bites his hand. He tries to shake it off but it won't let go and in desperation he starts to hammer the creature against the side of the tank. Eventually ... animal jokes Sun, 18 May 2008 09:42:19 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t40.htm#40 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/animal-jokes-f24/a-bloke-gets-a-job-at-the-local-zoo-t40.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/she-was-so-blonde-that-t39.htm Admin -She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. -She tripped over the cordless phone. -She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. -She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. -At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius. -If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. -When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved. -She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to ... blond jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 20:11:55 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/she-was-so-blonde-that-t39.htm#39 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/she-was-so-blonde-that-t39.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/blonde-joke-quickies-t38.htm Admin Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they'll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?" Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps,the other is a walrus Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college? A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds." Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? ... blond jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 20:09:13 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/blonde-joke-quickies-t38.htm#38 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/blonde-joke-quickies-t38.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/there-are-three-blondes-washed-up-on-an-island-t37.htm Admin There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned Into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent ... blond jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 20:07:46 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/there-are-three-blondes-washed-up-on-an-island-t37.htm#37 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/there-are-three-blondes-washed-up-on-an-island-t37.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/blonde-joke-1-t36.htm Admin A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. The brunette sighs and says, "Oh, shit, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal,don't you like getting flowers?" The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like ... blond jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 20:06:05 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/blonde-joke-1-t36.htm#36 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/blonde-joke-1-t36.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/a-blonde-was-trying-to-sell-her-old-car-t35.htm Admin A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend ... blond jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 20:04:37 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/a-blonde-was-trying-to-sell-her-old-car-t35.htm#35 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/blond-jokes-f23/a-blonde-was-trying-to-sell-her-old-car-t35.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/funny-women-jokes-t34.htm Admin As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this." An ugly woman was walking along the street and a guy comes and asks her, "Are those 2 kids yours?" "Yes," sad the lady. Are they twins?" "No, ... bloke jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 19:50:47 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/funny-women-jokes-t34.htm#34 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/funny-women-jokes-t34.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/funny-women-jokes-t33.htm Admin As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this." An ugly woman was walking along the street and a guy comes and asks her, "Are those 2 kids yours?" "Yes," sad the lady. Are they twins?" "No, ... bloke jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 19:50:51 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/funny-women-jokes-t33.htm#33 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/funny-women-jokes-t33.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/wife-jokes-t32.htm Admin April and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." She whispered back, "I'll miss you." My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. Henny Youngman ---------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield ---------------------------------------------------------- A ... bloke jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 19:43:18 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/wife-jokes-t32.htm#32 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/wife-jokes-t32.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/pick-up-lines-t31.htm Admin 1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. 2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 3. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. 4. HI! Can I buy you a car? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?. 6. 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"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were ... bloke jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 19:37:12 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/20-years-in-jail-t30.htm#30 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/bloke-jokes-f21/20-years-in-jail-t30.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/bjob-t29.htm Admin Husband wakes at 5 in the morning feeling realy horny, He nudges his wife and says,"honey give me a blow job." His wife says, "sweetheart im tired, just have a wank in a glass and ill drink it in the morning." rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:44:47 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/bjob-t29.htm#29 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/bjob-t29.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/bjob-t28.htm Admin Husband wakes at 5 in the morning feeling realy horny, He nudges his wife and says,"honey give me a blow job." His wife says, "sweetheart im tired, just have a wank in a glass and ill drink it in the morning." rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:44:37 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/bjob-t28.htm#28 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/bjob-t28.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/elephant-t26.htm Admin A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:42:25 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/elephant-t26.htm#26 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/elephant-t26.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/hong-kong-dong-t25.htm Admin On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his penis. He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation. Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:41:39 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/hong-kong-dong-t25.htm#25 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/hong-kong-dong-t25.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/i-have-a-headache-t24.htm Admin
"I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"]]> rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:41:10 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/i-have-a-headache-t24.htm#24 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/i-have-a-headache-t24.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/lady-diana-and-pamela-anderson-t23.htm Admin Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before St.Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Pamela if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity." ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:39:47 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/lady-diana-and-pamela-anderson-t23.htm#23 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/lady-diana-and-pamela-anderson-t23.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/postman-t22.htm Admin It was the postman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house, he was met at ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:39:06 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/postman-t22.htm#22 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/postman-t22.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/punishments-in-hell-t21.htm Admin A gentleman died and arrived in hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder gentler hell, each person is offered Three choices of torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1000 year cycles and you could pick which cycle in which to begin. So the Devil took the man to the first room where a man was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. The man said he did not think that was where he wanted to start. They proceeded to the next room ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:38:11 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/punishments-in-hell-t21.htm#21 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/punishments-in-hell-t21.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/request-by-the-penis-t20.htm Admin The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high humidity environment; - has to work at high temperatures; - does not get weekends and holidays off; - even has to work more at weekends and holidays - does not get time off after extra hours of work; - has a hazardous work environment that ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:36:16 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/request-by-the-penis-t20.htm#20 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/request-by-the-penis-t20.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/safety-tips-for-women-who-visit-xxx-websites-t19.htm Admin 1. No matter how big the guys Dick, on the screen, is; remember it's all done with smoke, mirrors, and a dildo. Don't bother drooling. And if you find yourself drooling remember to swallow, or spit whatever, often. Drool, on keyboards can cause shorts and is nasty to clean. 2. Plugging a dildo into the USB port will void the manufacturers warrantee. 3. To cool off your "heat of passion" take a shower and wash the sweat off your fat ass. 4. Keyboard cleaning kits do NOT ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:35:48 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/safety-tips-for-women-who-visit-xxx-websites-t19.htm#19 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/safety-tips-for-women-who-visit-xxx-websites-t19.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/safety-tips-for-men-who-visit-xxx-websites-t18.htm Admin . It is unsafe to lick your monitor while it is ON. 2. The orifices in the back of your monitor are NOT intended for participation in the LIVE sex show. 3. The fan in your computer's power supply is NOT a good place to cool your "heat of passion" (although, it would certainly be an enlightening experience) 4. Be prepared to replace your keyboard often if you enjoy "tickling the keys" with your manhood. 5. Semen IS electrically conductive. rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:34:57 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/safety-tips-for-men-who-visit-xxx-websites-t18.htm#18 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/safety-tips-for-men-who-visit-xxx-websites-t18.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/royal-wedding-t17.htm Admin On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes. Panic. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet were agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:34:03 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/royal-wedding-t17.htm#17 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/royal-wedding-t17.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/something-different-t16.htm Admin This guy goes into a whore house and tells the front desk person that he wants something different...something weird! She sends him up to the 3rd floor to see Lisa. He knocks on the door and this beautiful 6 ft. tall red-head answers the door. He says he`s sorry and that he must have the wrong room (she`s much too beautiful!!!) She assures him that he has come to the right place. She instructs him to take off his clothes and she will be right back. When she enters the room a ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:33:21 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/something-different-t16.htm#16 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/something-different-t16.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/tennis-elbow-t15.htm Admin One day, Ken complained to his friend, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a Doctor.' His friend offered, 'Don't do that! There's a computer at the chemists that can diagnose anything, quicker than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell what you can do about it. It only costs £10.00.' Ken figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the chemists. Finding the computer, he poured ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:32:32 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/tennis-elbow-t15.htm#15 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/tennis-elbow-t15.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/the-italian-job-t14.htm Admin In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked. Monica Lewinsky walks in, squats seductively in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the pink oboe. She gives him the presidential treatment then moves on to his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player. When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to ... rude jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 18:30:57 GMT http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/the-italian-job-t14.htm#14 http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/the-italian-job-t14.htm http://sub-uban.sos4um.com/rude-jokes-f20/the-italian-virgin-t13.htm Admin Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." 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